

If not, just say nothing and I’ll walk away in about four seconds.ġ9. If you think you might want like to talk to me, you can tell me your name.

Hey, if it’s okay I’d like to introduce myself and let you know that I don’t play video games, or I at least would never play them around you.ġ8. Hey, I promise I’ll never talk to you about sketch comedy.ġ7. Do you remember the reality show Gallery Girls? I was curious if you had any opinions about it.ġ6. Hey, do you want to talk about Gilmore Girls? I’m curious if you, like me, think Lorelai should’ve ended up with Jason Stiles.ġ5. Hey, do you want to talk about Gilmore Girls? I’m curious if you have an opinion about which of Rory’s boyfriends was the best.ġ4. I was wondering if you had an extra heart, because mine was just stolen! Haha. It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking out whichever book you recommend, preferably by a female author.ġ2. I think it’s important for you to know immediately that I’m able to handle a little responsibility and care for something other than myself.ġ1. Hey, I just wanted to let you know in case you think I’m cute, that if you allow me to have a conversation with you I will try very hard to not be annoying.ġ0. You don’t have to talk to me after I do it.ĩ. If it’s okay with you, I’d like to buy you a drink. Are you from Tennessee? If no, where are you from?Ĩ. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you, and because what I believe in terms of human rights falls to the far left of the political spectrum (and sometimes those on the far right will call people with these beliefs “snowflakes” as a pejorative).ħ.

Hey, am I one of those guys on the sidewalk trying to talk to you about the environment? Because I’m sorry to bother you, but I’d like to talk to you if that’s okay.Ħ. Hello, if I had my pick, the Democratic nominee would have been Elizabeth Warren.ĥ. Hey, I’m sorry to bother you, but I couldn’t help but notice you sitting here and, well, I was wondering - what do you think is the best Real Housewives franchise and why?Ĥ. I was just wondering - do you have a pet, and if so could you tell me about him or her in great detail?ģ. Are you Steve from Sex and the City? Because even though I’m sure you have faults, you seem like pretty much the best of the bunch.Ģ. If she does, though, good for you here are a few funny, out-of-the box ways to say hello and make her laugh.ġ. It’s possible this person does not want you to talk to her at all. Whether you’re on a dating app or in public (once stay-at-home orders end), it’s important to be aware of boundaries, and to be cognizant of when people are trying to make you aware of them. Think of these not as “pickup lines,” but as potential conversation starters. Photo: atakan/DigitalVision Vectors/Getty Imagesīefore we dive into pickup lines, I’d like to invite you to alter your mindset.
